I'm Really Back!!!

Whew!!! It’s been a while. The past few months have been hectic. But now that a certain something has happened in my life I can relax a bit, and bore you, my barely there audience with my rantings.

Well first things first. Let me get all that anger and spite off my chest, because it is very unhealthy to have poor anger management skills. So I shall vent out my ire in the subsequent paragraphs. But to do so I have to create some "fictional" characters "inspired" by the real life events that took place in my life. First we have "the professional institution" to which, I am ashamed to say, I belong. Let us call this "professional institute" (yes, the excessive use of inverted commas in this post are inspired by "the laser" scene from the second Austin Powers film.) ....ummmmm "the crap hole" ...or "the brownie".....no "the crap hole" is fine. Now I have to establish certain characters who have inadvertently made my life miserable, but whom I hate in spite of their innocent ignorance of the suffering of my friends and me. Let’s call one of them "the teat sucker”, and the other one "the senile anilingus addict".

Well now the stage is set. My protagonists and the settings they dwell in are initialized (a little programming lingo there). Let me start by saying I hate the crap hole (ok the inverted commas were getting tiresome so I have dropped them). There is more justice in hell than there is in the crap hole. Hell, there is more justice in the savage bacterial colonies that dwell on the anal hairs of Satan's asshole than there is in MI.....I mean the crap hole.

Ok...that felt goooood. Very therapeutic. Now to the teat sucker. You are a mother fucking, three testicled mutant goat nut sucking, little boy crotch rubbing …..ok I don’t know how to end that sentence….I’ll just end it here….You guys get the gist of that sentence. You are not present in the crap hole when we, your humble servants, need you. You make us run after your brown middle class arrogant ass just to get the simplest of services from you. Not only do you shy away from your duties as a server of the students (read as, slaves who pay a shit load for a crappy education from a third rate institution) but you show a very casual and apathetic attitude towards the problems of the students. This attitude is unfortunately infectious and many students end up not caring about their own problems and have that flawed idea that time will take care of their problems. You lick the balls of the companies that come to the institute for recruitment. You change the rules of the placements whenever students approach you, as long as you can ensure a high percentage of placements for the institute. You are a “number chaser” who hides behind the excessively saccharine rosy façade of caring for the students. I cannot believe you actually carry out all these conscience nagging injustices and are still able to look at the picture of your family that you keep on your work desk. My elder sibling hated you, I hate you, and so will subsequent batches of students. They will loathe you behind your back, and one day you will get a rude shocking reality check, an awakening, an epiphany…..and you will regret the unethical life you have led and the memories of the students lives you have destroyed will trample upon your conscience forever.

Whew. That went slightly overboard. As a post script to the above negative portrayal, the only positive thing I can say about the teat sucker is that I admire him as a fellow hypocrite.

Now to you, the senile anilingus addict. I DO NOT KNOW WHO YOU ARE. You are supposed to be a very important person who is involved with the placement procedure at the crap hole. But I have never seen you at any of the placement tests. I have never seen you at any of the PPTs. You have come a little late to be involved with the placements. Before you showed your “wrinkled like a prune” ass, hundreds of students were able to copy off of each others test papers due to poor invigilating. As a result of this many deserving students, including many from my class, were denied a chance to a fair judgment process. How can anyone in their right mind send less than 10 people to govern more than 200 students who are sitting for a test. Not only were you not there, but you actually had the audacity to speak rudely to worried, and yet unplaced students, who came to you looking for solace. I only got placed, and that too in a good company, only because 60 students sat for the test. I don’t know much about you sir, so I guess the hate that I have for you, as unhealthy as that may be, is a strong prejudiced hate.

Well that’s it for today. I guess I feel a little better now. For those of you who know me, please be free to add comments. I don’t mind if you disagree with me, you are entitled to your opinion after all.

See you guys….hopefully soon.
Bye.

PS: Burn in hell crap hole!!!!!!

I'm Baaaaaaack!!!!!

Whew.....haven't ranted in a long time (about 4 months). Well that's gonna change. I've undergone enough suffering, humiliation and emotional pain in those months and now I have something to talk about. So in the next few weeks that's all I'll be talking about. Ahem.. uh...ahem..sigh...tch..
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Well enough about me.

So whats up with you guys.

A spoonful of Depression.

Got my marks yesterday and today. Not very good. Feeling a little depressed. Also forgot to post anything yesterday; making me more depressed. Now where did my dad put his hunting rifle.

Subliminal Indian Media.

Our media is a very cunning force. It is a very powerful force which answers to no one, not even to the government. In our country, they are the high priests of gonzo. They litter their newspapers and media with subliminal messages, and thus try to appeal to the wider masses.

But not all components of our media are evil. They may be intricately involved with the progress of this country (though they should be involved at all is a matter of debate), but in some cases they ARE the progress of this country. If it wasn't for them we'd have no stings operations to watch and enjoy, we'd have no sarcastic mind bending reports in newspapers, and we'd have no one to stand up for the common man.

So next time you read a newspaper or watch the news on TV, remember that your media IS subliminal but it may not be bad thing. Bye.

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When I finally reached college, I slept for some time. Then when classes started one of my lecturers comes in and tells us that his class is canceled. So overall, we had only one class today. I got up for one fucking class.

And as if that wasn't enough, we had a placement seminar in the afternoon. Like I was gonna wait that long...I bolted back home after the first and only class. Also one of my female lecturers is missing. If you see this woman please tell me. I went to her cabin today but I couldn't find her. This was the only picture I could find of her.


Started working on Qt4 today. Its an awesome open source GUI builder. Then tried my hand at GIMP, couldn't do much there. Well, I guess thats it for today. Gotta go. Bye.

Tiring Friday.

Slept at 5:30 today morning. Got up at 6:45, but I feel so fresh and dkl;jfdfmlmv/................zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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Post First Sessional Stress?

Today was a good day. Good, 'cause nothing bad happened. In fact we had a class canceled. Also I have started working on the projects I had assigned myself in the last post. Started working in Blender. It is an awesome tool.

Got to start working in flash too. Seriously want to make that flash cartoon of ...you know who. Nothing much else happened today. Oh...me and my friends talked about defloweration for about half an hour in class today. Thats it. Got to get to work. One more thing, I came across this really awesome website www.showmedo.com. Contrary to what the name sounds like its really a cool learning resource, sadly though not all the videos there are free. Have fun. Bye.