I'm Really Back!!!

Whew!!! It’s been a while. The past few months have been hectic. But now that a certain something has happened in my life I can relax a bit, and bore you, my barely there audience with my rantings.

Well first things first. Let me get all that anger and spite off my chest, because it is very unhealthy to have poor anger management skills. So I shall vent out my ire in the subsequent paragraphs. But to do so I have to create some "fictional" characters "inspired" by the real life events that took place in my life. First we have "the professional institution" to which, I am ashamed to say, I belong. Let us call this "professional institute" (yes, the excessive use of inverted commas in this post are inspired by "the laser" scene from the second Austin Powers film.) ....ummmmm "the crap hole" ...or "the brownie".....no "the crap hole" is fine. Now I have to establish certain characters who have inadvertently made my life miserable, but whom I hate in spite of their innocent ignorance of the suffering of my friends and me. Let’s call one of them "the teat sucker”, and the other one "the senile anilingus addict".

Well now the stage is set. My protagonists and the settings they dwell in are initialized (a little programming lingo there). Let me start by saying I hate the crap hole (ok the inverted commas were getting tiresome so I have dropped them). There is more justice in hell than there is in the crap hole. Hell, there is more justice in the savage bacterial colonies that dwell on the anal hairs of Satan's asshole than there is in MI.....I mean the crap hole.

Ok...that felt goooood. Very therapeutic. Now to the teat sucker. You are a mother fucking, three testicled mutant goat nut sucking, little boy crotch rubbing …..ok I don’t know how to end that sentence….I’ll just end it here….You guys get the gist of that sentence. You are not present in the crap hole when we, your humble servants, need you. You make us run after your brown middle class arrogant ass just to get the simplest of services from you. Not only do you shy away from your duties as a server of the students (read as, slaves who pay a shit load for a crappy education from a third rate institution) but you show a very casual and apathetic attitude towards the problems of the students. This attitude is unfortunately infectious and many students end up not caring about their own problems and have that flawed idea that time will take care of their problems. You lick the balls of the companies that come to the institute for recruitment. You change the rules of the placements whenever students approach you, as long as you can ensure a high percentage of placements for the institute. You are a “number chaser” who hides behind the excessively saccharine rosy façade of caring for the students. I cannot believe you actually carry out all these conscience nagging injustices and are still able to look at the picture of your family that you keep on your work desk. My elder sibling hated you, I hate you, and so will subsequent batches of students. They will loathe you behind your back, and one day you will get a rude shocking reality check, an awakening, an epiphany…..and you will regret the unethical life you have led and the memories of the students lives you have destroyed will trample upon your conscience forever.

Whew. That went slightly overboard. As a post script to the above negative portrayal, the only positive thing I can say about the teat sucker is that I admire him as a fellow hypocrite.

Now to you, the senile anilingus addict. I DO NOT KNOW WHO YOU ARE. You are supposed to be a very important person who is involved with the placement procedure at the crap hole. But I have never seen you at any of the placement tests. I have never seen you at any of the PPTs. You have come a little late to be involved with the placements. Before you showed your “wrinkled like a prune” ass, hundreds of students were able to copy off of each others test papers due to poor invigilating. As a result of this many deserving students, including many from my class, were denied a chance to a fair judgment process. How can anyone in their right mind send less than 10 people to govern more than 200 students who are sitting for a test. Not only were you not there, but you actually had the audacity to speak rudely to worried, and yet unplaced students, who came to you looking for solace. I only got placed, and that too in a good company, only because 60 students sat for the test. I don’t know much about you sir, so I guess the hate that I have for you, as unhealthy as that may be, is a strong prejudiced hate.

Well that’s it for today. I guess I feel a little better now. For those of you who know me, please be free to add comments. I don’t mind if you disagree with me, you are entitled to your opinion after all.

See you guys….hopefully soon.
Bye.

PS: Burn in hell crap hole!!!!!!